What's That Again? Stupid Criminals

Here's two more from police blotters:

"HyVee, 3800 Lincoln Way, reported June 1 that they believe a male subject had stolen a lobster by putting the lobster down his pants."

Sometimes the crime is worse than the punishment...


Or check this genius out - "As he ran out of the bank, he stuffed the gun into his waistband, accidentally firing it into his pants. The bullet missed him but when he stepped into the street, he was hit by a van, investigators said. Jones managed to stumble to a waiting car, leaving two gold teeth, his gun and a hat lying in the street."

I guess he can say that he a bad day that day.

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