What's That Again? Headlines

Here's a couple of actual headlines and a story that recently caught my interest:

"Tick discovered in Sierra Madre dog" - A headline that's a definite sign you live in a very small town...

"Man shoots self while hunting mushrooms" - Where I come from, you don't need a gun for this, a knife will usually do the job.

"Bologna sandwich spurs truck rollover" - It seems the driver hauling a load of logs rolled the truck while trying to make a sandwich. 80 miles per hour, big Kenworth, making a sandwich, hmmm...